Very Funny dark humour jokes 2024

Joke 1

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Joke 2

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

Joke 3

Why did the tomato turn down the party invitation?

Because it was a fruitless endeavor!

Joke 4

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

Joke 5

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Joke 6

Why don't lobsters share?

Because they're shellfish!

Joke 7

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?

A moo-sical band!

Joke 8

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

Joke 9

What do you call a bear with no socks on?

Barefoot!

Joke 10

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because he wasn't peeling well!

Joke 11

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed space!

Joke 12

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener!

Joke 13

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

It had a virus!

Joke 14

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

Joke 15

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador!

Joke 16

Why did the baker go to the bank?

He needed dough!

Joke 17

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fun-gi!

Joke 18

Why did the pencil break up with the eraser?

Because it was a sharp move!

Joke 19

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!

Joke 20

Why did the turkey join the band?

He was a drumstick!

Joke 21

Why did the computer screen go to therapy?

It was feeling a little glitchy!

Joke 22

Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?

Because he had hare-loss!

Joke 23

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Joke 24

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice!

Joke 25

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged!

Joke 26

Why did the baker make a cake in the shape of a cat?

Because it was a purr-fect dessert!

Joke 27

Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?

Because he's a fun-gi!

Joke 28

Why did the pencil go to the party?

Because it was a sharp dresser!

Joke 29

What do you call a fish with a sunburn?

A star-fish!

Joke 30

Why did the computer go on a diet?

To lose some bytes!