Introduction
Bedtime is a special time for both children and parents and what better way than a funny bedtime story? Laughter is a great way to end the day on a happy note, and these seven stories are sure to bring giggles and smiles to your kids' faces. Here are seven of the funniest bedtime stories for kids that you can incorporate into your nightly routine.
1. My Smelly Ass: Kids Funny Bedtime Story
by Lee Pong Wong (Author)
My donkey (ass) has a terrible gas problem and gets stuck in a hole dug by a mole whilst out on a stroll. A slightly snooty Scottish lass on a world-famous ass, which won Ass Of The Year at Ascot, three years on the trot, accidentally gets her ass kicked by my smelly ass as it tries to escape the hole dug by a mole.
Excerpt:
‘I said to the Scottish lass, “…but I don’t yet know your name.”
She said, “My parents called me after their pet hen, who sadly died in her pen back when my brother Ben was just ten and when I was still inside my mummy’s tummy. The hen was eaten in its pen by Henry, our pet fox, who escaped his box during a thunderous gale.”
I said, “That’s a very sad tale, but what was the pet hen in the pen called?”
She replied, “Oh, the hen in the pen didn’t have a name, so they thought it would be a good game to call me Henrietta (Henry-ate-her).”
2. A Month of Bedtime Stories: Funny Bedtime Storybook
by Neil McFarlane (Author)
"Written with a great love of vocabulary, with a musical style this book is not a month of bedtime stories, but a lifetime of them." - Carole P. Roman, Kirkus Best of 2012 Award-winning Author
Funny Bedtime Storybook
Kids will delight in taking on the role of the protagonist and listening to stories about their earlier escapades. ("Can't recall? Perhaps that knock on the noggin erased your memory!") Parents will also appreciate the wit and creativity found in this extensive collection of amusing, engaging, and perfect-for-bedtime stories that can be read aloud to children.
3. Empowering Adventures to Boost Bravery
by Mary Watson (Author)
The Werewolf Who Was Afraid of the Dark: Journey with Willo as he overcomes his fear of the dark in a magical forest.
The Mermaid Who Wanted to Fly: Follow Marina’s aquatic adventure to find her place in the sky and sea.
The Littlest Lion's Big Roar: Discover Leo’s courage as he finds his mighty roar, proving true bravery.
The Brave Butterfly and the Big, Bad Spider: Watch Bella transform fear into friendship in a heartwarming tale of kindness.
Blaze the Brave Dragon: Blaze’s story of friendship and courage lights up the sky with a fire of bravery.
The Frog Who Wished for Wings: Leap with Finley into a story of self-discovery and the joy of embracing one’s own uniqueness.
Three Kittens and a Mystery: Solve mysteries with the Whisker Trio, learning about teamwork and empathy.
Bedtime Stories For Kids! Funny Monsters Go Camping:
by Alice Cussler (Author)
What Will the Monster’s Adventures Teach Your Children?
While your children enjoy the Monster’s Adventures, they will learn valuable life lessons, including:
•Going fast isn’t always best when you’re presented with a big challenge. Sometimes steady progress will get you to the finish line faster.
•At times, the smallest details of life are the most important.
•The best way to overcome your biggest fear is to face that fear head-on with the support of those who love you.
•You can have fun without breaking safety rules.
•Fire safety is important for human life and the environment.
•The importance of obeying limited access signs.
•The importance of a healthy diet.
•How to properly fuel your body for sports and other activities.
•Not all foods found in nature are safe for human consumption.
•The reasons kids should always honor the buddy system.
This book features short stories that children can read in just a few minutes. You may read these funny adventures to your kids or allow beginning readers to read along with you. Older children will enjoy reading to themselves or their friends.
Enjoy this adventure-filled journey of four friendly monsters exploring the natural world. Each story represents an individual journey, so you can read the stories in any order. Your children will find their favorites, so don’t be surprised when they want to go back and reread them over and over again.
Interesting Stories for Curious Kids:
Cooper the Pooper (Author, Publisher)
This is not a collection of fairy tales and made-up events—these are stories about real people, places, things, and situations.
And they’re not so old that your kids won’t find any real connection or interest.
What’s more, these facts are accurate, no matter how strange or unbelievable they may seem!
As your kids explore astonishing tidbits of history and human nature, they’ll be glad to have this book as their companion.
You’ll have to make sure they listen to it during their free time, though…because once they start, they’ll find it impossible to put it down!
Good Night Stories for Rebel Girls:
by Elena Favilli (Author)
Good Night Stories for Rebel Girls is a children's book packed with 100 bedtime stories about the lives of extraordinary women from the past and the present, illustrated by 60 female and non-binary artists from all over the world.
Created out of the most successful publishing project in crowdfunding, this must-have volume brings readers on an empowering journey, introducing them to the real-life adventures of trailblazing women from Elizabeth I to Malala Yousafzai.
The unique narrative style of Good Night Stories for Rebel Girls transforms each biography into a fairytale, filling readers with wonder and a burning curiosity to know more about heroes such as:
Ada Lovelace, Mathematician
Amelia Earhart, Aviator
Frida Kahlo, Painter
Malala Yousafzai, Activist
Jane Goodall, Primatologist
Julia Child, Chef
Marie Curie, Scientist
Maya Angelou, Writer
Michelle Obama, Lawyer, and First Lady
Good Night Stories for Rebel Girls
Interrupting Chicken
by David Ezra Stein (Author and illustrator)
“The delivery is Catskill perfect; readers will fall hard for the antics of this hapless pair.” — Publishers Weekly (starred review)
It’s time for the little red chicken’s bedtime story — and a reminder from Papa to try not to interrupt. But the chicken can’t help herself! Whether the tale is about Hansel and Gretel Little Red Riding Hood or even Chicken Little, she jumps into the story to save its hapless characters. Now it’s the little red chicken’s turn to tell a story, but will her yawning papa make it to the end without his own kind of interrupting?
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